Thursday, July 31, 2008
"The sad thing is, all those involved are Malays who profess the religion of Islam. And some are even from an Islamic political party. They talk about Islam until they foam at the mouth. They say that all Muslims are going to heaven, even bad Muslims who will of course have to serve a short term in hell to pay for their sins before they get transferred to heaven after their ‘sentence’ has been fully served. Good non-Muslims like Mother Teresa, never mind how good they may have been, will all end up in hell because they do not profess the religion of Islam.
Yes, this is the Malay mindset. Do good and you go to heaven. Do bad and you still go to heaven. And if you do bad all your life and repent a day before you die then you will go to heaven. Just make sure you repent at least a day before you die. Then you can escape hell......
As I said, Malays don’t have a conscience. There is no precise word in Malay that means conscience. Anything goes as far as Malays are concerned. Okay, so they commit the sin of fixing Anwar up on sodomy charges and they sell out the voters who voted for them. But these sins can be washed clean by just going to Mekah to pray in front of the Kabah. And if you repeat these sins after your return to Malaysia you can always make another trip to Mekah and repeat the repentance scam in front of the Kabah....."
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Three Malaysians and 3 Singaporeans are traveling by train to a conference in Thailand. At the station, the three Malaysians each buy tickets and watch as the three Singaporeans buy only a single ticket
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks the Malaysian.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the Singaporean.
They all board the train. The Malaysians take their respective seats but all three Singaporeans cramped into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Malaysians saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Malaysians decide to copy the Singaporeans on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Singaporeans don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Malaysian. "Watch and you'll see..Boleh?" answers an Singaporean.
When they board the train, the three Singaporeans cramp into a restroom and the three Malaysians cramp into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Singaporean leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Malaysians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
and this is being posted here... a singaporean forum... hmmmmmmmm........
Monday, July 28, 2008
Seriously , Malaysian politic is like watching a drama...a drama with a certain Doctor who examined a certain Saiful who apparently lied about certain sodomy case... then you have a certain Polis Diraja Malaysia looking for the missing Doctor.. It's like watching the new X-Files... Accusations being made without solid facts... I guess it's up to you to believe what you see and hear... If you believe in something , go for it full force...
Let's see how things go in these few days... check out the source for the excerpts below ...
Excerpts taken from HERE!!!
The doctor’s report says it very clearly. Saiful was never sodomised, either by Anwar or anyone else. Why is the government still pursuing the case against Anwar? And why are they looking for the doctor who has now gone underground with his whole family?.....
Saiful then said he would like to make a police report so Dr Mohamed Osman suggested he go for a second medical examination at a government hospital. Saiful did so and the doctor at the government hospital also came out with the same diagnosis. Nevertheless, Saiful still made his police report at the pondok police in the hospital........
Civil society movements, NGOs and the Malaysian Bar Council must not remain silent. The police have already detained the doctor for three days but he still refuses to doctor his medical report. Anwar did not sodomise Saiful and the doctor’s report says it very clearly. And the police also have a copy of this same report that I have published below so they know what I know. And now Malaysians also already know what I and the police know -- that Saiful was never sodomised by anyone.........
Polis Diraja Malaysia - FAIL!!!
Dr Mohamed Osman - Owns!!!
Raja Petra - Owns!!!
Blogger disabled my - Music Convergence - blog earlier today.. they say that my blog is some kind of a spamming blog.. wtf is a spamming blog anyway?? A blog that spams the 'Internet'?? hah... I've already reported to them already... they will send some 'human' to check on the blog to confirm that it's not a spamming blog.. hahhhhhhh...
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
what is this... I tried calling a few people but can't get through.. 'call fail' ... even my brother's phone same thing...
Anyone having problem right now? as in 1am 23rd July ??? bikin stress only...
have to resort to MSN to communicate... hmmm.. the beauty of technology..
Yes.. 7 advantages... in medical terms of course...
One of it...Makes elimination faster, easier and more complete. This helps prevent "fecal stagnation," a prime factor in colon cancer, appendicitis and inflammatory bowel disease.... basically i think it's all about have a better shitting session.. hmmm.....
No wonder everytime i go to 1 utama's toilet , there'll be shoe prints all over the seat cover... maybe it's a known fact that it's good to squat... hah! ...
Please ... squat all you want at HOME!! .. don't bloody dirty up the public toilets with your shoe prints... no point squating... unless you're used to not having a proper toilet seat.. and have to shit squatting even at home...
oh yeah... squatting by the roadside waiting ... makes your look like an Ah Pek...
The way we squat on the left is no good... it's unnatural.. and it's illustrated here because EVERYONE takes a dump that way... right?? HAH!!
Here's the 7 advantages in medical terms... And they can be quite funny too...
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
NWKA Chartered Architect ( Ng Wai Keong is the architect ... i think.. )
Monday, July 14, 2008
It's true that money IS EVERYTHING!!! You can be the boss .. the leader.. the one who decides based on what you want .. MONEY = POWER ... this is clearly potrayed by the recent Carl Icahn's episode of Microsoft attempt to 'takeover' Yahoo. Icahn is so into selling Yahoo to Microsoft that he's teamed up with the software superpower to 'manipulate' Yahoo's shareholders.
Yahoo said a "take it or leave it" proposal made by Icahn and Microsoft.Microsoft and Icahn gave the Yahoo board less than 24 hours to decide on the offer, which was non-negotiable, according to Yahoo board chairman Roy Bostock. Mindgames by the rich and powerful...
Ahaha... Icahn is also trying to get the Yahoo stockholders to kick Jerry Yang out... hmmm... the battle of the corporate superpowers ... I can't imagine Yahoo without Jerry.. it's like Apple without Steve Jobs.. orthe current Microsoft without Bill Gates.. but that's ok cause the transition was smooth.. with Bill Gates slowly releasing his responsibilities..
So regarding this whole Microsoft/Icahn VS Yahoo/Jerry , we will find out this coming 1st August.. It's exciting isn't??
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
WTF!!!! no shame wan ar you?????
come on laaa.. whatever discounts that you can find out there , if compared to everyone else , won't exceed a couple of hundred Ringgit.. so PLEASE don't farking expect top notch customer service if you've bought your products from somewhere else.. we as sales person earns a living from SALES that we do !! every minute we spend troubleshooting your "user-related" problems is MONEY for us... please understand our feeling when we roll our eyes or let out a audible 'sigh' whenever we see you coming to us with another problem..
Since you've bought your product from a shop that you've been comfortable with.. feel free to use their expertise in solving your problems.. But NO!!! .. it's too far...they can't speak proper English.. they're damn lansi!! They don't know jack shit about what they're selling... ahahhaa... you know what... FUCK YOU!!! It's almost like having a mistress-relationship that will never work.. you're coming back to me when you need something..
oh yeah.. there's no farking warranty for the iPhone even if the iPhone decides to blow up.. bring it back to where you bought it from la.. oh... the guy who sold you the phone told you earlier on that there's no warranty?? Then why the fuck are you asking for the warranty??
There's another kind of customers who needs to be shot in the head for being so STUPID!! especially like the availability of iPhone in Malaysia.. READ MORE!!! check the internet.. check apple.com .. don't ASSume!!! a review of the iPhone does not mean that the iPhone is already available!! STUPID!! there's a big difference between the iPod Touch and the iPhone.. argh!!
Other situations that i don't like to be in...
- "But i see alot of people using the iPhone.. "
- "It's only 299USD in the US wat.."
- "What do you mean unlock???"
- "can i see the iPhone??"
Hmmmm..... most of you won't like what i wrote.. especially if you're exactly like what is described above... well... fuck you... feel free to comment ...
The Sales Guy!!
Monday, July 7, 2008
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Here's the video of what happened...
Thursday, July 3, 2008
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008
I just spent 1 hour 20 minutes watching the new drama series called 'Fringe' .. it's a super cool drama if you're into X-Files , Lost , supernatural , paranormal , scientific , alien , weird stuff... and you get those elements in this pilot episode...
WARNING!!! - SPOILER AHEAD!!!
In that 1 hour plus , you get to experience love between colleagues , 'Exorcist'-like green vomit from a guy who's skin is melting while doing that , co-pilot's jaw dropped off from his own melting face ... crazy /disillusioned patient who looks like Einsten + Saddam Hussein ...who is really a 'pioneer/genius' in these paranormal experiments.. his fucked-up son.. betrayal by a loved one ... big corporation conspiracy , a cool black guy who leads an 'X-Files' team.. emmm... car chase scenes , big explosions ... weird experiment which is 'logical??' ... emm.. and many more la... it's like watching 4 episodes of 24 in one go.. ahaha..
anyway , more details of this new series here..
Fringe is the fourth TV Series co-created by J. J. Abrams (Felicity, Alias, Lost) and also his fourth collaboration with co-creators Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (Alias, Mission Impossible III, Star Trek). It is produced by Warner Bros./Bad Robot, and deals with a research scientist named Walter Bishop (who Orci describes as "Frankenstein mixed with Albert Einstein"), his son, and a female FBI agent who brings them back together. The show is being described as a cross between The X-Files, Altered States and The Twilight Zone. Like Abrams' previous TV shows, it will have an overarching mythology. A two-hour, $10,000,000 pilot is being produced, where Walter is in a mental hospital.