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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Joke : Malaysians kena from Singaporeans

Three Malaysians and 3 Singaporeans are traveling by train to a conference in Thailand. At the station, the three Malaysians each buy tickets and watch as the three Singaporeans buy only a single ticket

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks the Malaysian.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the Singaporean.

They all board the train. The Malaysians take their respective seats but all three Singaporeans cramped into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Malaysians saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Malaysians decide to copy the Singaporeans on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Singaporeans don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Malaysian. "Watch and you'll see..Boleh?" answers an Singaporean.

When they board the train, the three Singaporeans cramp into a restroom and the three Malaysians cramp into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Singaporean leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Malaysians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."


and this is being posted here... a singaporean forum... hmmmmmmmm........

1 comment:

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