Sunday, June 17, 2007

maximum cemas-ness

I was on my way back from Sg Long... was there to send my bro back to his 'hostel'... just before the exit out of Sg Long , there's a roadblock straight ahead... my heart started pumping like crazy... didn't expect a roadblock at 2.30 a.m in Sg Long man...

The policeman stopped my car and asked for my IC and License.. i was thinking in my head... "DIE DIE DIE!!!!! No money to rasuah him!!!!!" .....

I gave him my IC first... then my license.. he took a hard look at the cards... then he look at me... then at the card... he said.. "you tak nampak macam umur you kat IC nih pun" - "you don't look like your age stated in your identity card"

Apparently he was looking at my IC... it was place on top of my driving license... I laughed and replied... "saya macam umur 30+ kan?? I dah biasa dah orang cakap macam tuh..." - I look like I'm 30+ years old right?? I'm used to people giving me comments like that..."

He laughed and hand me my cards... I closed my window and drove off acting as cool as possible... i tell you... my heart almost popped out during that 2 minutes encounter...

I'm DAMN lucky that he didn't check my driving license.. ahhahahhaa...

So ....conclusion...

-I look old and suspicious...
-Act as if you're innocent if they stop you even though you know that you're gonna get fucked ...
-Policemen don't really check the details of your cards... they ask for it because it's their job to ask for it when they suspect that you're guilty of something...
-Renew your license if it's expired...
-Try to renew it before it expires...

6 comments:

V|vac|ous said...

You so gonna get caught !!! twicce u kena n u still tak insaf to renew !!!! my gosh u must have a guardian angel.

I used to drive without road tax not coz i didnt renew my roadtax coz it was at home I just had not gone home from uni to collect. Then my guy friends used to say bloody hope u get caught !!! hahahaha but it was good coz at uni most of the time if you had a car u were taken advantage least i didnt have to use my car clubbing all the time. summore some ppl sit in your car dont even give duit minyak only give for bloody toll RM 2 like hellooooooo go bangsar/KL n back was RM 15 +parking + going round in circles looking for parking but then i always jockey coz its the same amount going round in circles and paying the bit extra plus your car is safe and you dont have to walk in the lorongs. - Student life must berjimat cermat !

SO PLEASE GET YOUR CEMASNESSS SORTED !!!!!!!!!!! very intereting la happenings in your life

also shows how stupid our police are not doing their jobs no wonder theives escape easily !

Jayzen said...

ahaha... yeah.. gonna do my license this wednesday... my offday ... ahahha... luckily didn't get caught man...

Greg said...

Atleast this time he never ask you mengapa kamu cina. heheheh

Jayzen said...

if this time he ask me that , i wouldn't have the balls to answer back too... ahaha... they had some MP5 with them dude... i think the roadblock was for some drug related crime or murder or something like that la...

Alex said...

why lam u alwiz kena polis wan?

Maharaja said...

lam = police magnet..
he releases hormones that attracts police..specially Inspektor Hassan.
hehe